Little Johnny Part 2
Marriage
Johnny and Susie, each five years old, decided to get married.
So Johnny went to Susie’s dad to ask for her hand in marriage. “Where will you live?” asked Susie’s dad, thinking this is cute.
“Well,” said Johnny, “I figured I could just move into Susie’s room. It’s plenty big for both of us.”
“And how will you live?” “I get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5 a week allowance. That should be enough.”
Getting exasperated since Johnny seems to know all the answers, Susie’s dad asked, “And what if little ones come along?”
“Well,” said Johnny, “we’ve been lucky so far.”
A Note from the Teacher
Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that “Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls,” and would his mother, “please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this.”
Johnny’s mother quietly took him by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closed the door.
She said, “First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse…” Little Johnny unbuttoned her blouse and took it off.
She continued, “Now take off my skirt…” He removed her skirt. “Take off my bra…” which he did.
“And now, Johnny, please take off my panties.” When Johnny had finished removing his mother’s panties, she said, “Johnny, PLEASE don’t wear any of my clothes to school any more!”
Making Faces
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms.Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”
Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”
Beauty Cream
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
“Why do you do that, mommy?” he asked.
“To make myself beautiful,” she replied as she began to remove the cream with a tissue.
“What’s the matter,” asked little Johnny. “Giving up?”
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