Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris doesn’t consider it sex if the woman survives.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he dosen’t get wet water gets Chuck Norris.
Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Chuck Norris does both legs at once.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s shit.
Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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jake June 20th, 2008 at 10:37 am
chuck norris is so tough he dosnt take steriods ,steriods take chuck norris